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Hamburger Battery

June 14, 2015 by RiFFRaFF Leave a Comment

How would you like to spend a night in jail for “Hamburger Battery”?  Rykihia Moore had to, and I bet she didn’t have the night of her life in there. On June 9th, in a Clearwater, Florida home,  Rykihia Moore and Mario Thornton were arguing about “being unfaithful” in their relationship. This argument escalated to the point […]

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Burger King Turm-Oil

June 10, 2015 by Danny O'Leary Leave a Comment

The owners of a Burger King are in hot water after an employee dumped fry oil down a storm drain in suburban Lantana, he will not face any fines or penalties, according to documents from Palm Beach County. The county’s Department of Environmental Resources Management told the owners of the Burger King they would not penalize […]

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Warm Buns

June 2, 2015 by Danny O'Leary Leave a Comment

Warm Buns. McDonald’s believes the solution to declining sales is with Warmer Buns! The world’s largest fast-food chain is “recommitting to hotter, tastier food,” said the CEO Steve Easterbrook, who also wants to start a strategic turnaround plan earlier this month.  The new McDonald’s standard will be to toast the buns an extra 5 seconds! This […]

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National Hamburger Day

May 28, 2015 by RiFFRaFF Leave a Comment

A man chilling on his bed made of hamburgers

National Hamburger Day is today, May 28th, and all though it’s a little late on being here in time for the cookout of all cookouts, Memorial Day, it’s never too late to enjoy a juicy burger! Sadly, not much is known about this holiday besides that it is an “unofficial” National holiday because there is […]

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No Bacon on Your Burger?

May 26, 2015 by RiFFRaFF Leave a Comment

car in McDonald's drive thur

In Grand Rapids, Michigan, a woman faces up to seven years in prison after she was convicted of multiple charges on a Wednesday for firing a bullet into a McDonald’s drive-through when staff forgot to put bacon in her cheeseburger. 30 year old Shaneka Monique Torres ordered a bacon cheeseburger at the McDonald’s on Feb. […]

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Burger Blessing

May 19, 2015 by Danny O'Leary Leave a Comment

An Alabama boy spontaneously dished out a burger blessing to a man in need at a Waffle House in the Montgomery area Josiah Duncan, who is 5, kept asking his mom Ava Faulk questions about a man slumped over all alone at the diner in the town of Prattville. Faulk had explained to her curious child that […]

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The French Fry Burger is Here!!

May 16, 2015 by RiFFRaFF Leave a Comment

its a burger wrapped in fries!!

Behold the French Fry Burger Bomb! The brainchild of food blogger Kyle Marcoux – AKA The Vulgar Chef – the French Fry Burger Bomb looks to be one of those “why have I never seen this before?” food hacks. As Marcoux states on his site, “I used the same method with the fries as I […]

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First Burger in 36 Years

May 14, 2015 by RiFFRaFF Leave a Comment

Michael Hanline spent 36 years in California State Prison. On Nov. 24, 2014, he was released after his conviction was reversed, making him the longest wrongful incarceration in the state’s history, according to a group that seeks to overturn wrongful convictions. This week, the California Innocence Project, which worked to help free Hanline for 15 […]

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Burger Recovery

May 9, 2015 by Danny O'Leary Leave a Comment

A study has found that fast food is just as effective as expensive energy bars, protein drinks or dietary supplements when it comes to recovering from intense workouts. Junk food may be just as good as those high-tech powders, gummies and shakes in your gym bag. In a recently published study in the International Journal of Sport Nutrition […]

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National Hamburger Month

May 7, 2015 by Danny O'Leary Leave a Comment

MAY I Take Your Order? It’s that time of the year again! May is the official National Hamburger month, and we get to celebrate the joys of taking a bite into a delicious burger. During this holiday we must raise awareness of the deliciousness a hamburger has to offer. May 28th is the official National Hamburger Day, so […]

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