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Chicken in Charge

April 20, 2015 by Danny O'Leary Leave a Comment

The executives for the Burger King brand have finally admitted that the Chicken Fries phenomenon is bigger than they are. They can’t keep up with insatiable fanatics, knowing whole-heartedly that every time Chicken Fries reappear on the menu, fans rush out and quickly buy them up. Consequently, they have decided to hand off all Chicken […]

Filed Under: Stories

Record Breaker

April 15, 2015 by Danny O'Leary Leave a Comment

Born in Nagano, Japan, Kobayashi set his first record at his rookie appearance on July 4, 2001, when he ate 50 hot dogs in 12 minutes at the Nathan’s Coney Island Hot Dog Eating Contest, doubling the previous record of 25. The record was so unexpected that when Kobayashi got to the later numbers, the […]

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3 arrested in connection with beating of woman over hamburger

April 14, 2015 by RiFFRaFF Leave a Comment

Atlanta police said they have arrested three women in the beating of another over a hamburger!! Chazmyn Donald, 21, was arrested on March 3, 2015 and charged with aggravated battery, aggravated assault, false imprisonment, and third-degree cruelty to children. Police said Monday that Tekia Strickland and Armonni Cofer turned themselves in and are now in the […]

Filed Under: Stories

Burger Jokes

April 8, 2015 by Danny O'Leary Leave a Comment

Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball? A double!   Are you into fitness? Yea, I’m into fitness… Fit’ness whole burger in my mouth!    

Filed Under: Jokes

Original Burger King

April 4, 2015 by Danny O'Leary Leave a Comment

While the chain we know today as Burger King started off as Insta-Burger in the 1950s in Florida, there was already another monarch on the block to contend with: Known as the original Burger King, an Illinois restaurant that’s been around since 1954 — and trademarked that name before the nationwide chain — is changing […]

Filed Under: Hamburger History, Stories

Frankenburger

March 28, 2015 by Danny O'Leary Leave a Comment

The $330,000 “Frankenburger” was cooked and eaten at a London press conference today, and it turns out we have Sergey Brin to thank for the blessed event. The Google co-founder put up the aforementioned cash needed to create the first lab-grown burger, a move borne from a concern for animal welfare. “When you see how […]

Filed Under: Food For Thought, Stories

Burger Jokes

March 28, 2015 by Danny O'Leary Leave a Comment

Can you name two burgers who are royalty? Sir Loin and Burger King!   How do you make a cheeseburger sad? Make it with blue cheese!   Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed? They saw the salad dressing!

Filed Under: Jokes

The World’s Most Expensive Burger!

March 21, 2015 by RiFFRaFF Leave a Comment

Ha! Lowly peasant. Your burger is topped with Salish Alderwood sea salt and shaved black truffles? That sounds boring. Sit down, expensive burgers of yore. The “Glamburger” is here to kick your privilege in the face. All fancy burgers have some form of black truffle and a Kobe Wagyu beef patty from Japan — this […]

Filed Under: Stories

Donut Burger

March 14, 2015 by Danny O'Leary Leave a Comment

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The Krispy Kreme triple cheeseburger has arrived, and photos exist to prove it. Those hoping to actually ingest the “heart-stopping dish” can go to Chicken Charlie’s next month at the San Diego County Fair, the Daily News reports.The San Diego Union-Tribune called the meal a “Krispy Kreme triple bypass, er, cheeseburger,” but one tweeter may […]

Filed Under: Stories Tagged With: donut burger, donuts, doughnuts

Broken Weiner

February 16, 2015 by hamburgler Leave a Comment

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Ouch. No hole there…. and so, a broken weiner. Hate when that happens. This slippery weiner was rammed into a spot where it didn’t belong on Sunday, February 15, 2015. The Wienermobile suffered a shattered windshield and busted front end. Was the weiner practicing safe driving? This is just one of Oscar Mayer’s six Wiener-mobiles. […]

Filed Under: Funnies, Stories Tagged With: broken weiner, oscar mayer, weinermobile

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