I would like to buy a damn burger!
This is so funny that Inspector Clouseau can’t say "I would like to buy a hamburger" in the 2006 movie version of Pink Panther starring Steve Martin.

Even Inspector Clouseau went to America in pursuit of the most world famous American food: the Hamburger. (Is it truly American? You better read about the history of the hamburger next.) He was actually in search of a stolen diamond, but more importantly he wanted to try a hamburger on American soil. So what would any foreign traveler do before coming to America? Before he left, the Frenchman Clouseau (played by Steve Martin) brushed up on some English. Watch this…

Pink Panther Hamburger Skit

We don’t quit. We do not quit. Again. AGAIN!
"I would like to buy a damn burger"