Bwahahaha! Cheeseburger Cheeseburger, No Coke, Pepsi!
The funniest dialogue from the famous Olympia Restaurant skit about a Greek restaurant that sells cheeseburgers, no Coke, Pepsi on SNL starts at 2:35 in the video below. This part of the skit included Bill Murray, John Belushi, and Dan Aykroyd.
The Cheeseburger Cheeseburger Script
Customer: I’ll have a couple of eggs, and sausage – is that link sausage or patty? [ Murray nods ] Link? [ Murray nods ] Link? [ Murray nods ] Uh, link sausage, a large orange juice, and coffee.
Bill Murray: Cheeseburger?
Customer: No, I don’t want a cheeseburger. Eggs, couple of eggs.. [ Murray nods ] ..eggs.. [ Murray nods ] Do you speak English? [ Murray nods ] Eggs, couple of eggs, over lightly, with sausage.. cafe.. cafe..
John Belushi: [ interrupting ] No, no, no, no, no eggs – cheeseburger!
Customer: When do you stop serving breakfast?
John Belushi: Now. No breakfast.
Customer: No breakfast?
John Belushi: Nope.
Customer: I just want a couple of eggs.
John Belushi: No breakfast! Cheeseburger!
Customer: Shut up! I don’t want a cheeseburger!
John Belushi: Come on, come on, come on – don’t give me that. Come on, let’s go, let’s go, we gotta have turnover! You want a cheeseburger? Everybody got a cheeseburger, you want a cheeseburger? Come on – cheeseburger?
Customer: I don’t want a cheeseburger! I just got up, it’s too early for a cheeseburger!
John Belushi (pointing to each of his customers): Too early for cheeseburger? Look. Cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger.
Each time John Belushi says “cheeseburger”, Dan Aykroyd throws another one on the grill thinking they’re being ordered.
John Belushi: What do you want? What are you gonna have?
Customer: I’ll have a cheeseburger.
John Belushi yells the order: One cheeseburger.
Dan Aykroyd: No more cheeseburger.
John Belushi: No more cheeseburger.
Customer: I’ll have a hamburger then.
John Belushi yells the order: Hamburger.
Dan Aykroyd: No more hamburger.
John Belushi: No hamburger. No cheeseburger, no hamburger, no burger.
Customer: How about a couple of eggs, then?
John Belushi: [ to the kitchen ] Eggs.
Customer: Over lightly?
John Belushi: Scrambled.
Customer: Alright, scrambled.
John Belushi: And what to drink?
Customer: Coke.
John Belushi: No Coke – Pepsi.
Customer: Alright. Pepsi.
"Cheeseburger Cheeseburger, No Coke, Pepsi" – Yahoo! Screen
https://screen.yahoo.com/olympia-restaurant-000000640.html
I knew it! Every time I see/ hear the line, “No Coke. Pepsi” used backwards, I cringe!!!
I want a t-shirt that says this correctly. The entire skit is priceless!