What is the motto of a hamburger? If at first you don’t succeed, fry, fry again What happened to the pilot who flew his plane into 4000 pounds of meat? He got grounded. Which burgers are best at telling fortunes? Medium Burgers. Who are the hamburgers favorite people? Vegetarians. What was the motivated hamburgers favorite […]

Burger Jokes! What baseball team do meat patties root for? The New York Meats! How do you make a burger do the hula? Order a burger and shake! How do you insult a burger patty? Call it a meat ball How are burger related to UFO’s? They are both unidentified frying objects Which day of […]

I hope you enjoy some bad Burger Jokes. A Burger walks into a bar. The bartender says “I’m sorry we don’t serve food here.” How do you make a Burger laugh? Pickle it. Why do Burgers fly South for the Winter? So they don’t freeze their buns off. The new Burger employee was fired because […]

Burger Jokes What do you call a person who steals pigs? – A Hamburglar. Why did the chicken go to Burger King? – To see a chicken strip. Where do the burgers go to dance? – A meat ball. Where dopeople fight for burgers? – The onion ring.

Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball? A double!   Are you into fitness? Yea, I’m into fitness… Fit’ness whole burger in my mouth!    

Can you name two burgers who are royalty? Sir Loin and Burger King!   How do you make a cheeseburger sad? Make it with blue cheese!   Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed? They saw the salad dressing!