We have two royalties of the burger joint. Burger King and Dairy Queen. So what if they got together?

The king and queen are open to some ribbing. They are the royal subjects of many jokes and riddles. Send in yours. Our review team is eager for a chuckle.

Q: How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his whopper.

Q: Why weren’t Burger King and Dairy Queen invited to the meat ball?
A: Because they weren’t saucy enough.

Q: Why couldn’t the Burger King stop making fun of his Dairy Queen?
A: He was on a roll.

Q: If Ronald McDonald was jealous of how Burger King looked at Wendy’s buns, and killed him with Five Guys as witnesses, what would Dairy Queen be left with?
A: White Castle.

Q: Burger King is hot for whose buns, Wendy’s or Dairy Queen’s?
A:

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/fastfoodjokes.html

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Can you make a riddle out of the DQ "Hot Eats, Cool Treats" or "We treat you right"?
What about the BK "Have It Your Way" or "Your Way Right Away"?

Comment with your better answers, or add your own burger riddles.