What is the motto of a hamburger?
If at first you don’t succeed, fry, fry again

What happened to the pilot who flew his plane into 4000 pounds of meat?
He got grounded.

Which burgers are best at telling fortunes?
Medium Burgers.

Who are the hamburgers favorite people?
Vegetarians.

What was the motivated hamburgers favorite saying?
Where there’s a grill, there’s a way.

What did the strict hamburger chef say to his students?
If you cant take the meat, get out of the kitchen.

why are hamburgers great actors?
They give a meaty performance, especially when they are in their prime.

Who are the most reliable workers in the Hamburger factory?
The hamburger Helpers.

What was the hamburgers favorite band?
Meatloaf.

Whats a hamburgers favorite girl?
Any girl named patty.