Burger Jokes!

What baseball team do meat patties root for?
The New York Meats!

How do you make a burger do the hula?
Order a burger and shake!

How do you insult a burger patty?
Call it a meat ball

How are burger related to UFO’s?
They are both unidentified frying objects

Which day of the weak to hamburgers hate?
Fry-Day

Where can a burger go to get a good nights sleep?
On a bed of lettuce

Should you eat your burger with your fingers?
No, you should always eat your fingers separately

Where do all the burgers go on New Year’s?
To the meat ball!