Ha! Lowly peasant. Your burger is topped with Salish Alderwood sea salt and shaved black truffles? That sounds boring.
Sit down, expensive burgers of yore. The “Glamburger” is here to kick your privilege in the face. All fancy burgers have some form of black truffle and a Kobe Wagyu beef patty from Japan — this one throws in lobster, beluga caviar, venison, a duck egg and an edible gold leaf….coming in at 2,618 calories, and it only costs $1,768!
That’s right, kids. A layer of gold on your burger. To eat!