You’re out in public, eating someplace where the food is not conducive to keeping your white shirt white. The inevitable happens. You end up wearing your food.
But then there are some who wear their food intentionally. Some of these getups make people take a second look.
Woman in a Hamburger Dress
Okay, so this woman comes toward you wearing a hamburger, and not by accident. She’s wearing a hamburger dress. Not made out of hamburger patties, it’s a hamburger print dress — (imagining Lady Gaga in a steak dress). You think to yourself, SELF: "What would I do if I got this hamburger all over me?" lol. No, I mean you’d seriously take notice though, right?
Is burger fashion a thing? For Joy Kampia O’Shell it is.
The jokes going through a man’s mind would be something like: "Nice buns!" or "Where does the special sauce go?" or "I know something else that would be good between those buns."
Sorry Joy Kampia O’Shell, those jokes are in bad taste. lol.
Shopping for Burger Clothing
Many online sources of burger apparel are out there on the Interweb. BurgerWeb will write about more of them as they’re found. YOU CAN HELP. Send in your photos, links, ideas about this fashion phenomena. Do you wear your food?
BTW the dress in the photo was found on joykampia.com where Joy states that her “one-of-a-kind piece, the Hamburger dress, has sold,” so there isn’t anymore known about the hamburger dress. Do you have info about it?
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