What baseball team do meat patties root for?
The New York Meats!
How do you make a burger do the hula?
Order a burger and shake!
How do you insult a burger patty?
Call it a meat ball
How are burger related to UFO’s?
They are both unidentified frying objects
Which day of the weak to hamburgers hate?
Where can a burger go to get a good nights sleep?
On a bed of lettuce
Should you eat your burger with your fingers?
No, you should always eat your fingers separately
Where do all the burgers go on New Year’s?
To the meat ball!